In the ongoing saga of “Did Lindsay Lohan have guy beat up Paris Hilton’s little brother at a Miami mansion?” we’ve heard from both Paris and Barron Hilton. Lindsay Lohan has wisely stayed out of the story and was on a private plane back to NYC the next day.
But now the man who has been dubbed the “Lohan Thug,” writer and New York club owner Ray LeMoine is telling his side of what went down last week via a blog on Voactiv.
LeMoine goes into detail about how he met Lohan, how everyone ended up at the mansion that night, and most importantly how the alleged beat-down of Barron Hilton went down:
“In the morning I woke up to discover that a bunch of people had been up all night doing Molly (MDMA). My friend’s name was on the lease of this mansion, and we didn’t want anyone to trash it, so we started kicking people out. I walked out to the patio, and I saw this blond brosef (sic) in a top hat and John Lennon sunglasses. He seemed nice at first, but when I asked him to leave, he went bonkers.
“Don’t f*ck with me. Do you know who my sisters are?”
“No, dude. I just woke up. Stop. Leave.”
“Paris and Nicky!”
As in Paris and Nicky Hilton. Barron got in my face and wouldn’t shut up about his stupid family. Eventually things got so heated that he pushed me. And that’s when the alleged assault, which, of course, I deny, took place. (I imagine he wouldn’t have even gotten cut if it wasn’t for those stupid sunglasses.)”
“A few minutes later I left to meet up with some friends in South Beach. But apparently Barron called his sister, and she convinced him to alert TMZ. ‘No one fucks with my family and gets away with it,’ she told the Internet.”
“Funnily enough, a few hours later a woman tapped my shoulder and entered the nightclub booth where I was sitting. It was Nicky Hilton. Unknowingly, she attended my event at the Delano hotel. I asked how Barron was doing—she didn’t know who I was—and she said he was fine, just a few scratches. I ran into Paris that night too, but didn’t talk to her.”
He concludes: “So now I’m down in the Florida Keys, like some Jim Harrison character on the lam, waiting out this storm of stupidity. I’ve always wanted to go to Cuba by boat, and that’s how Lohan Thug ends. The Hiltons represent everything that sucks about America, and I’ll be happy to get away from them.”