Chad Johnson Grabs His Johnson

Posted on June 17th, 2013 at 3:29 pm
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Former NFL player Chad Johnson was released from jail on Monday — after he apologized for slapping his attorney’s butt in court last week, RumorFix has confirmed.

As the sexually-charged athlete was leaving the courthouse, he couldn’t resist grabbing his johnson in full view of all the cameras.

The man formerly known as Chad Ochocinco was released after only a week — even though he was sentenced to 30 days. Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh accepted Johnson’s apology and cut back his jail term for a probation violation to the seven days he had already served the buttocks swatting incident.

Chad told reporters he was thankful to the judge because she was the first person to get him to slow down and think about his life.”No one has been able to do it, not even my parents,” he said. “I thank her. Everything she did was justified.”

Then Chad went straight for McDonalds.

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    • unbelieveable

      Wow, I’m not a fan of Chads but I think if they treated all entertainers equally maybe we will have less of them acting out negatively. They have no consequences to their illegal actions. Chad was wrong for what he has done but so were the court employees. They were unprofessional for their out burst.