What You Shouldn’t Believe By Amanda Bynes

Posted on May 26th, 2013 at 6:09 am


Amanda Bynes covered up her face as she was being pursued by the press on Saturday, but she obviously is obsessed with the coverage of her arrest on Thursday night.

So the 27-year-old is telling her side of the story via Twitter.

Here's her version of what happened:

Story: Publicist Jonathan Jaxson says he helped stage an intervention for Amanda.

Amanda's version: "I've never met this person in my life. Don't believe anything you read about me unless I confirm it on twitter."

Story: Amanda was arrested for throwing a bong out the window, marijuana possession and tampering with evidence.

Amanda's Version: "Don't believe the reports about me being arrested. It's all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him ... they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That's why the judge let me go. Don't believe any reports"

Story: Amanda was taken to a mental hospital.

Amanda's Version: " [The cop] handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn't let me. The cops were creepy."

Story: Amanda called 911 on Thursday -- the day she was arrested.

Amanda's Version: "The cops entered immediately upon knocking! I was sexually assaulted! I called the cops while they were in the room!"

And so it goes.


  • 3 Responses

    1. Dasha says:

      And so it goes…you just can’t leave an obviously mentally disturbed person alone. She has major issues and instead of reporting on the sadness of her story or, I don’t know, leaving it alone, you just have to give your report a nice kick at the end. There are numerous “Rumors” for your site to “fix” that truly deserve some satirical nagging at. This is not one of them.

      She is heading down a dangerous road and your flippancy is insulting and degrading.

    2. david says:

      Mentally disturbed the cops and this so call guy just said they got Mary Jane and a Bong off this girl. If you watch the video no Mary Jane and NO Bong recovered.. Come on Intervention Set up…. Sad… People and the Media would go this far To set her up or try to and call it out of concern are you kidding me.. They did it to get her committed wow leave her alone an maybe not lie about her or ad to the story to make a dollar and maybe she will be just fine. She is dressing funny twitting funny things or making dumb statement that means she crazy.. No what it means is she has something to say. Just because you might find it strange does not mean she is mental….. Go pick on someone else…

      • Richey Rich says:

        oh yea she’s that importent and relevant that everyone wants to set her up..importent enough for the cops to risk there job by lying about what they found and assault her..because her rep is oh so good that somebody had to go out there way to make her look bad.smh..go defend someone else

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