When you have a Southern accent, things don’t sound as bad as they could.
I just saw Reese Witherspoon’s arrest tape and although she admittedly says some “crazy things,” she is not belligerent — she’s obviously tipsy and worried about her husband, Jim Toth, being arrested for drunk driving. But, she doesn’t yell.
It looks like America’s Sweetheart had overcome her crisis.
Now — comes the tape!