Lisa Vanderpump Goes Off On Faye Resnick & Adrienne Maloof

Posted on March 26th, 2013 at 11:32 am
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We see one marriage renewal as another marriage comes to an end on this week's season finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

We pick up where we left off last week at Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd's housewarming/surprise 30 year anniversary marriage renewal vow ceremony where Faye Resnick has inserted herself into a conversation that had absolutely nothing to do with her and started a nasty show down between herself and Brandi Glanville and Yolanda Foster.

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Still not content she sufficiently stirred the pot, Faye then turns on her host, Lisa and tells her that she thinks Lisa is just using Brandi as her "puppet" and Lisa (who never has a hard time standing up for herself, yet is way too classy to just kick Faye out) tells Faye that she is insulted.

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After a few more verbal jabs, Faye can tell when she is being beat and in a pouty voice declares, "This is super boring" and Brandi suggests she just leave, but we know that Faye never leaves a good party and Brandi warns her not too touch her as she slithers away past the ladies. Lisa writes in her blog, "I hardly know Faye. She only is ever-present as Kyle's sidekick and this year as a "friend of the housewives." She goes on to write, "I wondered what on earth was wrong with this woman? Always inserting herself into the midst of any possibly awkward situation just to capture screen time."

As all this is going on, we learn that earlier in the day the ladies find out that gossip sites have reported that Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif have filed for legal separation. And during such an emotional time, the ladies assume that Adrienne will be a no-show at Lisa's party but, surprise! In a dramatic entrance, in walks a crying Adrienne, who is extremely late and causes a huge downer scene when all the ladies rally around her, Kyle for some reason hysterically crying herself as she holds on to Adrienne.

Ken and Lisa are annoyed because Adrienne ignores them, basically ruins the mood of their vow renewal and then she leaves as quickly as she enters. Adrienne is annoyed because she thinks Lisa should have come over to check on her while she was holding court and crying on Lisa's sofa in clear view of the entire party. Nicely planned Adrienne.

Now the whole party is buzzing about Adrienne which leads Yolanda to remark that it's kind of weird that Adrienne was absent most of season but comes to a party the day her marriage is ending. "The day you separate from your husband is a good day to stay home" Yolanda rationally says. Lisa weighs in on her blog and says "I do agree with Yolanda that for Adrienne to arrive at my house seemed slightly inappropriate. The relationship has never recovered to what it used to be. She should've stayed home."

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This segways into part one of the reunion show in which a visibly irritated Andy Cohen announces that Adrienne has chosen not to participate. Her "final act as a housewife was not showing up" and he goes on to tell the stunned ladies that Ms. Maloof will not be back next season. It's hard to piss off Andy Cohen and the ladies all feel that Adrienne should have shown up to defend herself. But we learn that clearly Paul Nassif and Adrienne have both moved on because he is dating a 27-year-old former Miss Nevada, and she is dating Rod Stewart's 32-year-old son.

We also find out that Taylor Armstrong is dating her not-quite-divorced yet attorney. Taylor writes in her blog "I do have a new love in my life and no, his divorce is not final yet ... these things take time. As Yolanda said, assets can take years to divide. we are extremely happy and Kennedy is thrilled to have a father figure in her life." 

Stay tuned for more cat fights on next weeks part two reunion show of the RHOBH.

Reporting by: Erika Pressman

  • 5 Responses

    1. Rachel says:

      I enjoy watching this show to see Brandi, Yo and Lisa. I have to DVR the program because slimy splits, craycray her sister, MoGreasio, their friends when they appear on my screen I use fast forward. It would be a breath of fresh air if Bravo terminated the fast forward people along with IMA HOOF.

    2. SandiCorrena says:

      Faye is horrible; please no more of the Feral Faye-she’s killing our show!

    3. Lupi says:

      Faye needs to stay out of other people’s business.

    4. mumofo says:

      segway = a two-wheeled, self-balancing, battery-powered electric vehicl. Think you mean “segue”

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