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Taken 2′s Liam Neeson: Yes I Have A Big Penis

Posted on October 4th, 2012 at 6:16 pm
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Wow Liam Neeson has balls!

And, know we know why. The Taken 2 actor played “Take The Fifth” with Watch What Happens Live’s Andy Cohen and he didn’t “take the fifth,” he answered all the questions.

He revealed that he likes Star Wars over Batman, he once dated Barbra Streisand and the rumor that he has a big penis is true.

Without hesitation he told Andy, “I’m told Williem Dafoe and myself are there.”

We searched on the Internet to see if this has been a long-standing Hollywood rumor — and yep — it’s true.

He’s on a list of “Hollywood’s Most Well Endowed Men.” And Janice Dickinson is quoted as saying, “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.”

We also found there’s a Tumblr account just for “Liam Neeson’s C**k,” with jokes about it like this:

“Liam neesons c**k is so big its been cast in the Expendables 3″

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    • Jr196138

      I own a old full frontal nude photo of Liam, all i can said he is an average man, but you never know….when things get aroused.

      • derp

        no you don’t

    • Pink-eye

      It’s about “show-ers” and “grow-ers”. I have a pitifully small flaccid penis (small enough that people ask me to show them my wee ween), but it grows to a length and girth that makes most girls wince in agony. If I had to choose, I’d go for a big, hard cock over a big, soft cock (which is only useful for the locker-room anyway).

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