Someone get Sarah Jessica Parker a couple of sheep and a staff because she looked more Little Bo Peep than A-list actress at Monday night’s MET Gala. Of course, she didn’t look nearly as bad as Kristen Stewart whose hair and wardrobe choice looked more Coachella 90210 than Hollywood elite.

But despite the Stewart and Parker fashion faux pas, some women put a bit of effort and thought into their appearance. Just take Dianna Agron who looks more and more like my future ex-wife every time I see her. And did you see Cameron Diaz? Let’s just take a break so you can.

Yeah. That’s how you do it, Diaz — glittering in golden glam (that’s for all you alliteration fans out there.)

And Beyonce may have just had a baby, but she’s definitely as shapely as ever – reminding men everywhere that Jay-Z has it much better than us. Then there’s B’s BFF Gwyneth Paltrow who stunned in silver. And with that smile, she could stab a kitten in the foot and still be endearing.

Anyway, to check out more MET Gala fashions, click here.