It’s been a busy Monday in the world of Kim Kardashian rumors. MediaTakeOut claims Kim is pregnant by rapper Kanye West – yes, we said pregnant by Kanye West – and the National Enquirer wants you to be the first to know that Kim wants to get preggers by Gabriel Aubrey.

These stories are so goofy we’re surprised the outlets didn’t use Mickey Mouse in their graphics. Anyway, RumorFix wants you to be the first to know that Kim Kardashian is not pregnant by Kanye West. If she was, we’d all might be watching a new reality show called, Look At Me Now Reggie!

Kim and Kanye have both gone on record more than once establishing their rumored romance as nothing more than a friendship — they’re both fashion divas, we get it.

And the National Enquirer report that Kim is “ready to start a family and wants someone with good genes,” is completely comical. You don’t have to spend your free time Keeping up with the Kardashians to know Kim’s looking for more than just good hair and manicured nails from her donor. Kim loves to love, but just last week she made it clear she was focused on remaining single for the rest of the year.

We take that to mean she and Gabriel won’t be tying the knot anytime soon — and she won’t be popping out any children either.

You don’t have to take our word for it though, Kim tells People magazine, “The rumors are absolutely not true,” adding “I’m not pregnant.”