Miley Cyrus has just posted a video on YouTube shooting down several rumors regarding her personal life.

Earlier this week, Perez Hilton ran an erroneous report by Hollywood Life claiming Miley and Liam Hemsworth were shacking up.

“Liam has been staying with Miley. They’re attempting to make their relationship work without the madness of the paparazzi, so they’re picking and choosing the moments to be photographed in public,” a source told Hollywood Life.

Too bad that story, like most Cyrus headlines, isn’t true. Thankfully, Miley cleared up that rumor, and several others in the video below. Here’s a cheat sheet if you don’t want to skip the prolonged discourse.

Miley is not engaged.

Nor is she living with Liam.

Police didn’t stop her for talking on her cell phone.

She isn’t getting breast implants.