Usually, when it comes to Mediatakeout, where there’s smoke, there’s only more smoke.

The infamous website kicked off the work week by reporting the absurd news that Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown have been secretly dating.

According to a Mediatakeout “snitch,” Kim and Chris have been getting all hot and heavy with each other using text messages. The “snitch” added that “Kim’s always had a crush on Chris, so she hasn’t been shy in telling him what she wants to do with him.”

Hi-lar-i-ous!

Thankfully, Rumor Fix can confirm that the Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian rumor is completely false. “As much as I’d love to dispute every rumor, some are so ridiculous I just can’t give them attention!” Kardashian tweeted.

“BUT I have to say, I literally laughed out loud at these dating rumors today! Come on now MTO. I literally can’t keep up anymore, not true!”

We guess that’s another rumor fixed! Better luck next time, MTO!